Legalizing Recreational Marijuana

Recreational marijuana will no doubt become a reality throughout most of the country. I don’t believe there is enough get off the couch opposition to stop it. The negative realities of other states who legalized it will become present for all. The nearly unanimous demand for legalization, by those most vociferous, will probably never understand the reality of what they so badly want, a damn plant they can use to become high. Well why stop there?
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You want to go through life on the edge of reality then you must also consider Cane Toad licking to get you high.
It will secrete the stuff that can be sniffed, injected, or ingested to get people hallucinating. All you dried up plant lovers can now go out and collect Cane Toads, create your own toad licking aquariums.
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But lets not stop there, lets add psychedelic mushrooms, magic mushrooms, shrooms, and mush. Mushrooms containing hallucinogenic compounds such as:
Conocybe.
Copelandia.
Galerina.
Gymnopilus.
Inocybe.
Mycena.
Pluteus.
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You see, your depriving yourself of all these other hallucinogenic wonders, lets make them all legal then everyone can go around licking Cane Toads, ingesting mushrooms and smoking a dried up leaf called marijuana, but please don’t smoke that other dried up leaf called tobacco, my goodness it may be bad for you.