Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Sgt Reckless - Korean War Horse Hero




http://youtu.be/YIo3ZfA9da0

Uploaded by sgtreckless2010 on Aug 8, 2010
Story of Sgt Reckless, a horse so heroic during the Korean war she was promoted to Staff Sergeant by the Commandant of the US Marine Corps, and is listed alongside George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa and John Wayne as one of our all-time heroes.

The bottom line: The Arabs aren't happy


The bottom line: The Arabs aren't happy!



They're not happy in Gaza .
They're not happy in Egypt .
They're not happy in Libya .
They're not happy in Morocco .
They're not happy in Iran .
They're not happy in Iraq .
They're not happy in Yemen .
They're not happy in Afghanistan .
They're not happy in Pakistan .
They're not happy in Syria .
They're not happy in Lebanon .



And where are they happy?



They're happy in England .
They're happy in France .
They're happy in Italy .
They're happy in Germany .
They're happy in Sweden .
They're happy in the USA .
They're happy in Norway .



They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.



And who do they blame?



Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.



THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN.

Monday, June 27, 2011

An Elderly Couple

An elderly couple is beginning to notice that neither of them seem to be able to remember things as well as they used to. So, they go to see their doctor, who explains that there is nothing really wrong with, just typical memory loss associated with old age. He suggests that they each get notebooks and write notes to themselves to help remember things. The couple goes home and that evening while watching T.V. the man gets up and heads for the kitchen. His wife asks if he can bring her some ice cream when he returns. He says he will, and she says he should write it down. "I’m just going to the kitchen, I'll remember." "Well, I want that with nuts, too." "O.K. he says ice cream with nuts." She asks again if he's going to write it down. "No, I'm just going to the kitchen." "And a Cherry on the top?" He agrees and turns toward the kitchen again and she asks again about writing it down. Now the old man is angry, "Look, old lady I'm not senile, I can remember ice cream with nuts and a cherry on top." He goes in the kitchen for 30 minutes and when he returns he sets a plate of bacon and eggs in front of his wife. She looks up and says, "Honey, you forgot my toast."

Interesting Observation

Could this be true? I'd say so.
INTERESTING OBSERVATION

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

And....

6.
The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.


THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!…David Knapp, June 27, 2011

Male Logic

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: Also a good English grammar lesson!


A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the heck did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."




NOTE: Ladies please get your husband, son or "male" friend to explain this one!!!

A Man Visiting A Graveyard

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man. How about that! he exclaimed. Theyve got three people buried in one grave.

WHY I'M DEPRESSED

BLUE MONDAY


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will
lead you to the Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel,
this is the Promised Land."


Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!


I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, multiple wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc. . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.


I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was
suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...


Folks, we're in trouble!